The best 5 seconds of my life are when I wake up and have no idea I’m a human or have responsibilities
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
let’s play a game called how much louder can my music get before I go deaf
porn logic: wow i spilled my drink on him i better take off his pants and suck his dick
who needs friends when you have inactive followers
how many posts can i reblog in five minutes before disappearing for three hours